I haven't posted in a while, because I don't have the internet. It's amazing how much shit you get done when you don't have the internet. I never run out of socks now. I eat well. I got to a gym. I actively seek out live music on weekends and I see my friends in person. In fact, almost every facet of my life has improved slightly in some way. And all at the expense of porn and videos of people's cats.
Give it a try some time. Deliberately break your modem and see how you go in the time it takes for it you get repaired. At home, obviously. Don't do it at work. They didn't seem to happy when I tried that, but in my defence, they should lock the server room door.
Anyway, I'll update properly soon. I was going to do it now, but there's a football game on soon, so I've got to go shout at the TV and act all manly and strike women and whatnot.